Pricing issues

Pricing issues


Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty".

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE length. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back to Harry. 'What's wrong?' he asks,

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?"

OMG! I completly LOVE this!!!!
Very Funny post!

lol--good one!!!!!

A bride tells her new husband on their wedding night,"Every time we make love,you have to give me $20 for our savings account"! The husband reluctantly agrees and for the next thirty years,he hands her a $20 bill each time they make love.One day he comes home from the office and tells his wife that he has been laid off and there is no hope of a new job in the near future.She tells him not to worry and pulls out a shoe box.She opens it and shows him a very large bundle of cash,consisting of $20,$50 and $100 bills.He is happy to find the money but asks his wife,"Every time we had sex,I gave you a $20 bill,where did all of the $50's and $100's come from?" She replied,"Not everyone is as cheap as you!!!!"

lol Murf!

lol Murf! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Thanks,Dee....by the way,nice...uhhh....beads!!!!!!

A bride tells her new husband on their wedding night,"Every time we make love,you have to give me $20 for our savings account"! The husband reluctantly agrees and for the next thirty years,he hands her a $20 bill each time they make love.One day he comes home from the office and tells his wife that he has been laid off and there is no hope of a new job in the near future.She tells him not to worry and pulls out a shoe box.She opens it and shows him a very large bundle of cash,consisting of $20,$50 and $100 bills.He is happy to find the money but asks his wife,"Every time we had sex,I gave you a $20 bill,where did all of the $50's and $100's come from?" She replied,"Not everyone is as cheap as you!!!!" Originally Posted by Murf76