Paul, I'm sure the mansion will be full of revelry. Legacy/Chloe/Hands... your party was a week early... would have been much more fun with some gravy wrestling and pumpkin pie sitting, no? Pyramider, clean that Turkey's taint good before you carve it up. Carlos, easy on the corn, whew! Jenna, we on for the buffet at that strip club over on the West Siiide???
Me, I'm gonna crack open a Cosmopolitan (or other suitable periodical) and study up for my next date. Amber if we were closer, I'd take you up on that Turkey Day appointment... it'd go something like this:
