Actual Bambino & BSer text exchange

  • BSer
  • 03-06-2014, 05:56 PM
Me and Bam bullshit all the time. Today when texting back and fourth I meant to text LMAO but instead texted Lando. I thought this was hilarious and I think some Jedi's will appreciate this too.....

BSer "Lando"

Bam, "what's Lando?"

BSer "not Lando system, lando calrissian. He is a person"

Bam"who is that?"

BSer"An associate of mine. Also a scoundrel and degenerate gambler. Seems to have negotiated some mining contracts and been appointed to administrator of Bespin."

Bam " I still don't get it. Why should I give a fuck? "

BSer "he built a nice carbonite chamber, with the help of some porky little fucks"

Bam "what?"

BSer "think I may invite him to lunch. As long as we don't alter the deal like that Fett fucker."

Bam "alter what deal? You're talking jibberish!"

BSer "who shot first? Han or Gredo?"

Bam "are these prank texts?"

BSer " hookers much like sand people travel in a straight line to hide their true numbers"

Bambino gave up, called me ten minutes later and asked "what the fuck is the deal with Lando your miner friend?"

made my day, still laughing about it.
chizzy's Avatar
sure,make fun of us old fucks since we arent up to snuff on high tech shit like you young wussies

at least we know who to let ride in our trucks without having to put covers on the seats
bambino's Avatar
I still don't fuckin get it. He left out one of my texts.

Fuckin Bser
  • BSer
  • 03-06-2014, 06:33 PM
I still don't fuckin get it. He left out one of my texts.

Fuckin Bser Originally Posted by bambino
I had to edit it for drug references


Hey chizz empire is 31yrs old, what you mean high tech shit

Fucking Lando
bambino's Avatar
I think BSer has built too many model airplanes as a kid.Too much time around that glue will fuck your brain up.
Pistolero's Avatar
Sure am glad you guys have a good imagination and are able to make shit up.

#9 - No form of private communications between members are to be posted in our forums. This includes the contents of emails, PMs, IMs, private chat logs, privately shared images, etc. This is an invasion of another's privacy and will not be allowed.

Otherwise, this would have to come into play. No posting means no posting. Whether about hobby or not.
  • BSer
  • 03-06-2014, 07:18 PM
So pistol Pete you are telling me I can't post the picture of chesty's asshole he sexed me?
eaglehorse's Avatar
Bam; " Luke, I'm your father", what like about Star Wars, reminds me of those Saturday morning westerns.
Yes there are many Jedi here and around..........
Pistolero's Avatar
So pistol Pete you are telling me I can't post the picture of chesty's asshole he sexed me? Originally Posted by BSer
Fuck yes I am telling you that.
AmishGangster's Avatar
Fuck yes I am telling you that. Originally Posted by Pistolero
What if Bam and Chesty issue their full consent for such text and images to be posted? Like they could post, "This is Chesty and I approve this message"