Today's joke

I was told this by a friend who wishes to remain anonymous

How do you know when it's Noon on indys?















All the hookers wake up and fill up the ad pages........

Lmao

I actually had a hooker texts me "good morning" at 5pm

Really!

Hooker time is about as accurate a hooker math.

I am partcularly amused by the ones who can't even get the day of the week right.

I was told this by a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Originally Posted by amishgangster

I call bullshit............. You have no fuckin friends.

I am partcularly amused by the ones who can't even get the day of the week right. Originally Posted by GYMBAGJIM

I did get a call on a Sunday morning, "hey can you give me a ride downtown today. I got court"

I call bullshit............. You have no fuckin friends. Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

Would you believe an acquaintance?