Ever had a hooker "butt dial" you? I have.

So I'm sitting in my recliner this afternoon and my phone rings. It's a provider I contacted Friday before I ended up having to go with Daisy instead. But, it was obviously an accident because I could hear her talking in the background with some other people oblivious to the fact that I was on the phone. Luckily, my wife wasn't in the room at the time. I kept saying "HELLO!!!",....but nothing.

Weird that my number would be the one to get accidentally dialed though. Maybe she was fantasizing about me earlier and really wanted to call, but knew she shouldn't. That's what it was, I'm sure of it.

Maybe she needed eye witness testimony for her bail hearing. Lol

A butt dial my ass. Really? If you believe that then I am a VIRGIN.
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well, the phone called me somehow. She never talked back and I could hear her in the background. I hung up after about 30 seconds.

Anything is possible. EXSPECIALLY with a hooker,whore,provider,lady of the night what ever you label us as .

I had a provider from here in Springfield "buttdial" me late one night....when I finally got hold of her she said she had the phone lying on the bed while she was doing the deed with a client!

Then I had a gent accidentally "shoedial" his wife while we were getting down & dirty..,,,he droipped the phone out of his pocket while undressing & his boot fell on it!......luckily she did not answer and we caught it before anything bad happened!

AND I can tell ya from experience...the reason i only keep provider numbers in my phone....I left my phone at The Trolley Stop in Nola after a late late night brunch..the waitress dialed a few numbers when she found it thinking she might find out whose it was! I had a client listed in there as Big Pappa,he actually answered the phone and told her he would get hold of me and let me know where my phone was....Luckily his wife slept in another bedroom! So I deleted ALL my gents name from my phone!!

My poor phone Galaxy note 3, just kind of dials people at random...lol Not good.. I need a new phone.

Butt dials people at will, and sometimes I don't even realize my phone did that till after someone says they hear me talking in a room to others.

M.M.

I had a provider stand in the doorway nude, with her beautiful ass facing me. When she slapped it, it dialed me right in. Does that count Al?

Speaking of a beautiful ass,welcome back Diva, my love!
Sorry I missed out on you a couple of weeks ago. I had images of you and D rocking some poor hobbyists world until his eyes crossed. Talk about a dream team!

GAWD I could write a book with my stories...lol

I had a gent I used to see in Nola a couple times a year when he visited for conventions...he would have me on my knees blowing him while he chatted with his wifey on the phone....