Greek hygiene question

Always go ass to mouth when finished, it’s the best way to clean up for the man
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BTW: isn't Monkey Pox transmitted that way?
Get the mp vaccine
That's it! The other recommendation is to use a lot of lube, and if the babe's anus is tight, gently prep it with a butt plug or a dildo (also lubed) Originally Posted by lebrouge
I'm not a huge fan of anal, but I've experienced it a few times with some wonderful women. One lady did something interesting... She took a female condom, and inserted it into her anus. Then told me to go to town on her backside. It was different than me wearing a condom for anal and it was definitely enjoyable.
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Power washer.
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I clean toilets at a for the government at a plaza, I seen some with poop all over them I spray it down then use a plastic wire brush. I think same will work in hobby.
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I'm not a huge fan of anal, but I've experienced it a few times with some wonderful women. One lady did something interesting... She took a female condom, and inserted it into her anus. Then told me to go to town on her backside. It was different than me wearing a condom for anal and it was definitely enjoyable. Originally Posted by josebjw
Hmmm... I wonder why she did that. This won't protect you or her from STD's, and obviously she won't get preggo that way....
I enjoy Greek with a provider. I only did it a couple of times with my wife before she became my ex. Never had a problem with her as far as cleanliness, she knew when she had to go and if she had not gone during the day it was no Greek. With providers, most have been clean--and I always used a condom. There was only one occasion where I had a problem. No shit came out on the dick, but--no way of putting this nicely--my balls smelled like shit for a week even after scrubbing. The lube mixed with whatever was in her ass and made a nasty colon cologne.
Hmmm... I wonder why she did that. This won't protect you or her from STD's, and obviously she won't get preggo that way.... Originally Posted by lebrouge
Where do you get your information from?
I used to have a Puerto Rican bbw on the side that loved getting her ass fucked - and I loved giving it to her, she wasn’t in the hobby at all, just an unhappy married broad that loved it in the ass - the more it hurt the more she loved it. The initial tightness of getting in there is “almost” worth the price of admission, but once you’re in, the sensation is pretty blah, not to mention the mess that it makes. The last time I saw her, I was tearing her ass up real good, to the point that she has shit running down her legs….Here’s the crazy part, as I mentioned she loved it, after about 10 mins or so pounding her ass, she turns around to me like nothing and says, go get cleaned up real quick so I can finish you off in my mouth?!! Who am into complain?!
Definitely one for the books, but yea, fucking in the ass isn’t as glamorous as pornhub makes you believe it is, lol

Stay safe gents !
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In all my years of mongering, I have abstained from trying Greek. My reasoning is that since poo comes out of there, how can it be clean and hygienic and not smell hideous? Does the provider take a colonic each and every time in preparation? Inquiring minds want to know!

i’ve seen 1000 porn movies where bareback anal looks quite clean. How is this achieved? Originally Posted by lebrouge
Coffee enemas not only is it a healthy benefit for the body, it also does the trick for other things, such as anal penetration.
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Where do you get your information from? Originally Posted by papadee
Sorry I brain farted! My brain conflated a diaphram with a female condom. The latter does protect against STD's, but not the former.
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I enjoy Greek with a provider. I only did it a couple of times with my wife before she became my ex. Never had a problem with her as far as cleanliness, she knew when she had to go and if she had not gone during the day it was no Greek. With providers, most have been clean--and I always used a condom. There was only one occasion where I had a problem. No shit came out on the dick, but--no way of putting this nicely--my balls smelled like shit for a week even after scrubbing. The lube mixed with whatever was in her ass and made a nasty colon cologne. Originally Posted by Swikgm3
Colon cologne, the new fragrance for Greek men. Available at lower end stores and GI challenged men and women everywhere!
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In all my years of mongering, I have abstained from trying Greek. My reasoning is that since poo comes out of there, how can it be clean and hygienic and not smell hideous? Does the provider take a colonic each and every time in preparation? Inquiring minds want to know!

i’ve seen 1000 porn movies where bareback anal looks quite clean. How is this achieved? Originally Posted by lebrouge
Personally I’m my experience as a provider for anal I usually would do an enema before the gentleman would arrive. It cleans your colon as well as a cleaner session.
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Hmmm... I wonder why she did that. This won't protect you or her from STD's, and obviously she won't get preggo that way.... Originally Posted by lebrouge
It's supposed to make it feel like you're barebacking her pooper while still providing a layer of protection for both. Also makes the activity cleaner by keeping the peanuts & whatnot off your member.
A young lady did that with me once only she placed the female condom over my penis. It stayed in place in her anus when I started packing her fudge & I went to town on it. She said she enjoyed it more that way but I prefer the use of a standard cover for Greek.