I NEED A FEW TALENTED GUYS

TOP GUY NEEDED IS A GUY WHO CAN FIX LAPTOPS AND KEEP MY LAPTOPS UPDATED AND U KNOWT I WILL TAKE CARE IF YOU...THIS BLACK BEAUTY BARTERS THE BOOTY FOR GOODS.... IM MOVING INTO MY HOUSE AND I NEED A FEW THINGS FIXED....MY HANDYMAN HEAD WILL ALWAYS BE DRAINED.... PLUMBERS...ELECTRICANS...ALL THE GUYS....IM ABOUT GET MY FIX HEADHUNTER HANGOUT AND IF UR THE GUY TO FIX IT UP YOU WILL. -YOU CAN EMAIL UR QUALIFICATIONS AND HOW MUCH U CHARGE OR WHAT U EXPECT IN RETURN I NEED SOME WORK DONE THIS WEEKEND....