What message to write on your thighs for your doctor to see during a physical.

LovingKayla's Avatar
I have a physical Wed. I want to mess with him a little. What message should I write on my inner thighs for him to see...

I'm playing around with:

RUN
This is the end
Boner garage
Prrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pet the kitty

Gimme some good ones.
He might take them as an offer.
How about....No, that's not Willie Nelson!
WalkerTx's Avatar
Eat at Kayla's - We're open ALL night !!
bored@home's Avatar
R) Turn Down
L) For What

Or
While you there ; )

Or
Tom Bodett's bitch

Or
Adios
Mofo

Or
Don't forget to check the oil
Write a list of hobby acronyms. Then when he asks what all those letters on your thighs mean it'll keep the convo going = no awkward silence.
Grace Preston's Avatar
We all love you... Sincerely, Rockwall Fire Dept.
ktiix's Avatar
  • ktiix
  • 09-26-2014, 02:46 AM
"Tip Jar"
pyramider's Avatar
Up by your ear put "BBCR here."


Have arrows pointing to your taint. Apparently, some do not know what or where the taint is ...
cheatercheater's Avatar
Me love you long time
ibupro01's Avatar
How about " If occupied please use back entrance."
To really mess with a gynecologist you need to be a ventriloquist.
RideFreeInTexas's Avatar
"Caution- slippery when wet"
OldGrump's Avatar
Enter
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 09-26-2014, 02:43 PM
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