Before Joe, James and Hunter, there was Great-Great-Grandpa Moses

By Jonathon Turley

The Bidens have shown a legendary skill at evading legal accountability. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence, Biden family members often marshal political allies and media to kill investigations or cut sweetheart deals.

The Bidens swim in scandal with the ease and agility of a bottlenose dolphin. From his own plagiarism scandal to his brother’s role in killing a man to his son’s various federal crimes, Bidens have long been a wonder in Washington.

It turns out that it may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection.

A historian recently discovered that Joe Biden’s great-great-grandfather, Moses J. Robinette, was accused and found guilty of attempted murder. The case followed a strikingly familiar pattern.

Fittingly, Robinette was a government contractor. He was paid to give veterinary care for the horses of the Union army during the Civil War, taking the job after his hotel was burned down.

At 42, Robinette sounded like his great-great-grandson. He was married and described as “full of fun, always lively and joking.” But the good times ended on March 21, 1864 in Beverly Ford, Va., Robinette got into a fight with another contractor, John J. Alexander, who overheard Robinette bad mouthing him to a female cook. When Alexander confronted him, Robinette pulled a knife and, in the ensuing fight, cut Alexander repeatedly.

It was an early version of President Biden’s “corn pop” story where he faced a gang member wielding a straight razor. However, in this version “the Bad Dude” was a wagon master, and it was the Biden family member wielding the knife. Robinette left Alexander bleeding from multiple cuts. His trial noted that he was intoxicated and had incited “a dangerous quarrel.” (It appears that back then it was a Biden arguing over what truly constitutes “incitement.”)

Robinette argued a lack of intent to commit murder, insisting “I had no malice towards Mr. Alexander before or since. He grabbed me and possibly might have injured me seriously had I not resorted to the means that I did.”

The argument would make Abby Lowell blush, since there was no evidence that Alexander had even been armed. Robinette was found guilty of attempted murder and sentenced to two years’ incarceration at hard labor.

That is when the case took another familiar turn. Friends of Robinette interceded with the Army and powerful political figures.

There were long delays. It took three months for the commander of the Army of the Potomac, Gen. George G. Meade, to confirm Robinette’s sentence. His friends then went to Waitman T. Willey, the senator from West Virginia, who went to bat for Biden, who pressured President Abraham Lincoln’s private secretary, John G. Nicolay, who then leaned on the judge advocate general, Joseph Holt, to send over a report and full accounting of the case.

Biden’s associates argued that, although Robinette had been the only person armed, the victim was a teamster “much his superior in strength and Size, all under the impulse of the excitement of the moment.”

They beseeched Lincoln to “think of his motherless Daughters and sons at home! … [Praying for] your interposition in behalf of the unfortunate Father…and distressed family of loved Children, Union Daughters & Union Sons.”

Their final argument was the one quintessentially Bidenesque. They told Lincoln that he was a political ally who was “ardent, and Influential … in opposing Traitors and their schemes to destroy the Government.” (It appears, even back then, the Bidens were union men.)

It worked. Lincoln was known for leniency in pardons, and he signed a “Pardon for unexecuted part of punishment. A. Lincoln.” on Sept. 1. 1864. Robinette was a free man.

So Robinette was found guilty at trial, severely cut an unarmed man, but was freed with the help of a U.S. senator with a plea that he was a loyal political ally.

Whatever the true merits, it showed the importance of having friends in high places. Or, as the president once put it more bluntly, “No one f**ks with a Biden.” It is family scripture that runs from Moses to James to Joseph.

Sixty years later, Moses’s great-great-grandson was found by a special counsel to have willfully retained classified material, mishandled that material for decades, and to have probably shown the classified material to a ghostwriter who lacked clearance. He was spared any criminal charge in part because he would make a sympathetic defendant due to his diminished mental faculties.

If that is not enough, political allies are rallying to his side to stop any corruption investigation while calling his detractors “traitors” and “Putin lovers.”

After charges were brought against a former FBI asset for his false claims about bribing President Biden, Democratic operatives and media figures went into full conspiracy-theory mode to end any further investigation into the Biden family.

Rep. Dan Goldman (D-N.Y.) went so far as to declare that anyone now looking into the Biden corruption scandal is by definition “a knowing asset of Russian intelligence” and “acting as an agent of Vladimir Putin.”

It is, of course, perfectly absurd. The charges against Alexander Smirnov have no bearing on dozens of allegedly corrupt payments and hundreds of emails that are being investigated by Congress. Try to ask the Bidens about the millions they have pocketed from foreign sources, and you are some kind of Russian dupe.

NBC News correspondent Ken Dilanian absurdly declared that the long ago-debunked letter by intelligence officials claiming that Hunter Biden’s laptop is a fake and part of a Russian disinformation campaign must now be accepted as true. He must have missed that the laptop has been authenticated separately, irrespective of Smirnov’s lies.

Not only do Biden allies want to end any further discussion of the family corruption, but former Democratic Sen Claire McCaskill has angrily demanded that the media stop any more fact checks of Biden on any subject. She previously attacked witnesses exposing the Biden censorship system, including calling some “Putin lovers.”

It really has very little do with the Russians. This is what Bidens do best.

When Hunter previously threatened a Chinese businessman by warning that his father was “sitting next” to him and waiting for money, Hunter stressed that he should tell the head of his company that “the Bidens are the best at doing exactly what the chairman wants.”

After generations, the Bidens are still showing the same nimble qualities of great-great-granddad Moses. Indeed, they could replace the legend on their family crest with “Manus manum lavat, “one hand washes the other.”

Proving YET AGAIN that the Senile Biden Crime Family is the most corrupt family in the history of American politics. Every single Biden is an utter piece of shit criminal who should be locked away

No wonder Bribes middle name is Robinette. The more you learn about the Biden’s, the worse it gets.

No wonder Bribes middle name is Robinette. The more you learn about the Biden’s, the worse it gets. Originally Posted by bambino

There were no bribes. Maybe you missed that story.

There were no bribes. Maybe you missed that story. Originally Posted by tommy156

If you say so. But now we know where the Corn Pop story originated. And it wasn’t Joey Bribes. It was his great, grandfather. The original Corn Pop!!!!!

No wonder Bribes middle name is Robinette. The more you learn about the Biden’s, the worse it gets. Originally Posted by bambino

Indeed Bam. Like I said, the Senile Biden Crime Family is the most corrupt family in the history of American politics. Utter pieces of shit stealing from America

Written by Jonathan Turley...the guy who is a supposed Democrat constitutional scholar...but only appears in right wing news forums or platforms.

And it's an opinion piece..hardly a fact piece.

It proved only one thing - Turley isn't who he says he is, or who you pretend him to be. He's a paid shill for conservatives and has been for the past 10 yrs.

Hes the Mike Lindell of the legal profession.

Written by Jonathan Turley...the guy who is a supposed Democrat constitutional scholar

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Turley isn't who he says he is Originally Posted by eyecu2

Oh please

Turley is exactly who he says he is. The problem is unlike the vast majority of journalists, Turley is HONEST. He calls them like he sees them. He doesn't report with a leftist bias nor a conservative bias. He reports based on the truth. Which I guess bothers you that he is not another DNC media mouthpiece

Oh please

Turley is exactly who he says he is. The problem is unlike the vast majority of journalists, Turley is HONEST. He calls them like he sees them. He doesn't report with a leftist bias nor a conservative bias. He reports based on the truth. Which I guess bothers you that he is not another DNC media mouthpiece Originally Posted by berryberry

Way off topic so let me steer us back...

An opinion piece on a guy (moses) that's been dead over a hundred years somehow has a bearing on Joe? Joe has never been indicted for anything.

Way off topic so let me steer us back...

An opinion piece on a guy (moses) that's been dead over a hundred years somehow has a bearing on Joe? Joe has never been indicted for anything. Originally Posted by winn dixie

Let’s let the staff handle the threads