Hey guys-
Just got back from Puerto Vallarta Mexico. Man, this be the place!
First of all, there is virtually no crime here, unlike other parts of Mexico. The weather, from October-May is pretty much in the 70´s daytime, high 50´s at night. The rest of the year, it can get up to 90 with rain and humidity. The upside is that, during the rainy season, prices drop.
The beaches are beautiful, the food is great, prices are reasonable, the people are friendly, and most people, at least in the tourist areas, speak some English. You CAN get a hotel for $30, but $65-$85 will get you in a really nice place. I usually pay $2-3 bucks for lunch from a street vendor, and a nice dinner can be had for $10-15. The discos along the beach have a $25-30 cover with all you can drink until 6 AM!
Best of all though, this place is chick heaven! If you like tight little size 0-5 asses and a nice C-cup rack, you are going to go out of your f´ing mind.
I was fortunate to meet up with a very knowledgeable and personable guy from PV Escorts. This guy has contact with more beautiful girls than anyone in Vallarta. He also runs a nightly tour of the red light district for $50, which is fun just on its own. On the tour, you will find girls for as low as $400 pesos (about $33 US), and see places normally known only to locals.
The premium girls (http://www.pvescort.com/) average around $130/hr, but the REAL bargain is you can get an overnighter for $300-340!! Try that in the States.
I did try a couple of other agencies but found the selection and service to be lacking. The thing I found with the PV Escort girls is that they actually understand the meaning of the term “GFE”. You can take them out for dinner, nightclubbing, etc. like a normal date. The little things they do like holding hands, stroking your hair, and eye contact, make all the difference in the world. Not to downplay the service, which is FULL GFE.
If you’re planning a trip down, I would recommend a direct flight to PV from a US city as opposed to transferring planes within Mexico. Am planning a trip back myself in 2 months. Oh, yes!