Dannie
As I remember it was only at 1/2 staff until you started massaging the sausage....
But Damn Girl... I got to see you when your less hungry... Nibbling is one thing... Biting is another.... Sure it's an aged sausage and can at times have some spice... but that don't mean you have to chew....
As the Late Great Jimmy Dean said... You'll LOVE My Sausage....May He Rest In Peace In Sausage Heaven
My favorite Jimmy Dean story from, I believe, a Johnny Carson Show appearance. In talking of his first record contract with RCA, "when I opened my mouth in the contract meeting and my Texas drawl fell out I could tell that these New York folks thought I was dumb as a box of rocks. I let them go right on believing it. The contract was for more money than I ever thought I could get."
When your opponent is making an ass of himself, let him!