Dirty nasty freakiest thing you ever did?

Doesn't matter if it was with a pro or in real life.

Mine would be back when my wife first stopped her sex drive I had a few girlfriends on the side. My wife wanted the D about once a month or so but I wanted it once a day. So solution seemed easy enough. So I was fucking her friend Lindsey and this particular time Lindsey was extra freaky. I was fucking her from behind with her arms behind her back all the while her yelling harder harder. Then she yells fuck my ass so I fucked her ass and again she yelled harder harder. Well I busted in her ass. Now I should mention this is in an old hunting cabin closed up from the winter prior so no running water or towels. So tired sweaty and ready for bed I go home. So plan was to go shower and hit the bed. Well, I got side tracked by the boob tube and fell asleep. I wake up and the wife is unzipping my pants. I'm like wtf knowing my dick just a few hours ago was in her friends pussy and ass and still has my cum probably crusted to it. So it had to wreak of sex. I told her I was sweating all day and let me take a shower first. She said no she wanted it now. So between the nerves of thinking she had to be able to taste/smell her friend and the fact I really was wore out from the sex it took forever for me to her hard again. So finally get it up she gets on and fucks me till we both cum. After she goes you are lucky I was so horny cause your dick tasted like shit. Still don't know how she didn't figure that out lol

I don't think I could top that story. I do remember awhile back one drunken night having a girl suck on my dick and went deep and threw up all over. Needless to say the mood was broken after that. Now if she would have finished me off even with her throw up on my shit then that would have been another story..lol.

So this thread is about the nastiest thing somebody else did with you?

I did an " Upper Decker" in a civilian gf toilet , ....

She stepped out to smoke... I was done with the drama....

My phone blew up for 2 weeks... There were some interesting messages...

I can't top that. But in the spirit of the thread...

I was drunk and in college hooking up with someone. The condom broke right before I blew. I totally noticed but in my drunk state I blew in her knowing fully well she wasn't on the pill, commenting that she was really wet so I didn't get busted, then pulled out and ran to the bathroom to clean up.

That was a long, long time ago, but I still feel like shit for that one.

Where is TCGF? His tales will make others pale in comparison.

Kinda seems like we're pushing the boundaries of hygiene or swapping fluids. Worst would probably be fucking a girl during her period and even eating her out. No biggie. Did fuck a girl in college while her parents were downstairs preparing dinner for us.

Nastiest thing I ever did with a pro was face fucked her until I busted and I must have caught her off guard cause it blasted out her nose. She was tearing up and kept trying to blow it out her nose and it was quite the site. She was famous for her bbbjnqns so I figured she was used to it. I mean she even had xtube vids lol

Nastiest thing I ever did with a pro was face fucked her until I busted and I must have caught her off guard cause it blasted out her nose. She was tearing up and kept trying to blow it out her nose and it was quite the site. She was famous for her bbbjnqns so I figured she was used to it. I mean she even had xtube vids lol Originally Posted by Wizbull0

Wicked!
A friend of mine who was in town for a conference wanted me to treat her bad. I went to her hotel, gave her a massage, as I slid my hands across her body my cock found its way in. Soon I was fucking her and as I was about to come, I pulled out and face fucked her, coming within a few seconds, ramming my cock in and gagging her, pumping away as I came. She took every drop. After that I gave her a kiss, got dressed and walked out the door.
Pissed her off cause she didn't expect me to leave like that. We made up for it the next day.

I think the freakiest thing I ever did was I was fisting this provider when she was on her back with her legs up on her chest and I slid my cock in her ass at the same time. She musta loved it because she squirted all over the fucking bed. The funny thing is she was only about 5'1" and about 105 pounds.

Kinda seems like we're pushing the boundaries of hygiene or swapping fluids. Worst would probably be fucking a girl during her period and even eating her out. No biggie. Did fuck a girl in college while her parents were downstairs preparing dinner for us. Originally Posted by ugotme10

that was sunday I for me

I'm not sure if goldenshowers are considered nasty anymore......

I did have a civvie date start her flow while I was dining down there. I didn't taste it, I reached up for boob and looked up and the blood trail was thick. My face was hairy and a mess. But I don't consider that as gross as getting poo on my dick from greek. I hate that.

about 11 years ago a Local Austin Legend wanted me to fuk in her in the ass while she pissed on my balls. I must say I enjoyed it. nice warm pee cascading down my balls felt really nice... all while on the toilet ...

Wizbull I love the shit story.