Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right
places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs
and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his
well-oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me
up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said; "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press
9 for an outside line."
- Gentleman
- 09-05-2012, 06:21 PM
- i'va biggen
- 09-05-2012, 07:45 PM
LMFAO
- Marilynmilf
- 09-05-2012, 08:06 PM
Very cute....
- Super Head 713
- 09-05-2012, 10:38 PM
Lol that's some funny stuff. I had to call up a few friends and read that to them
- Sweet N Little
- 09-07-2012, 02:19 PM
LOL! good one Gentleman 
