I've noticed a disparity in regards to GFE and IOP. Some guys HAVE to have it to enjoy themselves. So much, that it is a crucial factor in their decsion as to which providers they see.
I'm talking out of school here, but it always comes up in reviews. Whether or not the provider provided the greatest GFE in the world with copious amounts of IOP, or the hobbyist had to check the provider's pulse to make sure they were still alive.
There has to be some middle ground, right? Here is what I propose: THE BOOTY CALL EXPERIENCE, or the BCE!
The BCE is a perfect remedy for those who want an Illusion of ENJOYMENT (IOE), but don't have to anyone pretending to be a girlfriend. Some of us have wives and girlfriends (or both), but we still love the hobby. We want the physical, not the emotional. However, we want a fun time. We don't expect candles lit when we walk in. We don't want to tell you all of our problems while you stroke our hair, but we don't want the experience to be like getting your plates renewed at the DMV.
With the BCE, no one cares what, if anything, the provider is wearing when she opens the door. There is a warm hug, kiss, chit chat to catch up before the fun. It's just like having a Friend with Benefits (FWBE?). And since the BCE requires the hobbyist to get the fuck out after the fun, the provider can spend the next 57 minutes of the hour doing whatever she wants. You can't lose!
The BCE: Because it's a slow Tuesday at work and ECCIE sucks now, so there's nothing else to talk about.
(BCE is a registered trademark of Rocksalt and not available in stores.)