I’ve wanted to present a thought to the board for a while, drama free and fun, the atmosphere here lately has been quite rude to say the least, and I’ve noticed a bit tasteless to most, but now I want to get into the good stuff about you.

Who are you? I’m a member of several forums, from fishing to motocross to politics, gardening, and of course sex the anonymity of the internet versus “the real life you” has always intrigued me. With today’s technology you can be who ever you want to be on the internet, from a criminal or a mind reader to a millionaire or a war veteran—(now me, and I just want to get this out now, I’m the creepy fat guy with a bowl cut and bad teeth hunched over my lap top at McDonald’s and looking forward to meeting you gals soon🤓

My point of this post is just a curious one, you ladies are in a very unique situation where you get to meet us, what is that like compared to our posting style, and for us guys, (we’re all beating our chest, big dog around here, lol) what is something you would like the board to know about “the real you” that is behind your online person and the ladies what is an important part of your motivation that gets you through the day.
I’m kinda introvert and don’t force myself on people (can do with or without) first impressions are a real ice breaker and I come to life when meeting like minded people.

And I drink to much beer,,,, but the upside to that is I’m really good at peeing
I love the outdoors
I run OCR race almost every weekend like spartan race, bonefrog, savage race etc!
Great idea BC!! I'll play!!

I'm a 50'ish BWD (Basic White Dude), Veteran, Nerd, somewhat introverted in that I'm not usually the "life of the party type" who meets new people easily, but I'm far from shy. Once I am comfortable with someone I'll talk their ear off.'

Pretty average physically, with an advanced case of "dad body" that I'm currently working very hard to roll back.

Not well educated in formal terms but (IMHO) very well read and I've packed a lot of experiences into my first 50 years on this planet. I've travelled widely and often and it's one of my favorite things to do. I've lived all over the US and spent a couple of years in Europe.

I'm fascinated with all things mechanical and technology-based. Love reading and learning history, particularly the people and stories behind the events.

I'm a lifelong lover of women in general. Not just in the "let's get it on" way that is the focus of this forum, but in general. Women fascinate me and I'm always trying to figure them out, I've never succeeded yet but I keep trying. The majority of my closest friends over the years have been women.

I tend to avoid conflict and being rude whenever I can, it's rarely productive, but I'm definitely no pushover. I was raised to value mutual respect, politeness, manners, and the value of thinking for yourself, not just following the pack.

I've been in this little hobby of ours since about 1993, not sure exactly but plus or minus a year. I've been fortunate enough in that time to meet some truly amazing women and have come to know several of them very well indeed over the years. As I've matured in the hobby, I've come to value the non-BCD aspect of the experiences almost as much as the fuckery, though I still do love that part!! I'm a bit of a freak when it comes to sex, and not a bit ashamed of it. There isn't much I won't try at least once and I'm almost impossible to shock or embarrass.

I guess that's about it. Oh yeah!! And I like to write, in case that isn't obvious.
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Ummmm, I'm just not so sure what the point is to this thread. But WTF, here goes.

I'm a former resident of the Panhandle who was moved by circumstance to Mobile, AL across the bay. Who's since moved again to be a nomad, but still loves the Panhandle. Have ties to the Gulf Coast area that I was loathe to leave behind, both hobby and civvie. My hobby days in the Panhandle leaves me with memories of both awesome and awful. The good, the bad, the ugly. Mostly been good though. It's been downright painful to watch the change in the atmosphere of the Panhandle Board deteriorate to this degree. Gone is the fun, lighthearted, lively interaction between members that I remember from years back. The voices of the Panhandle have gone silent in these last few years to a minority of members willing to have an opinion, right or wrong. It's sad to see the formerly vibrant chatter of former days get reduced to a whisper.

I'm the kind of guy who doesn't mind raising a little hell to get people to engage. I don't shy away from controversy, I confront it. Being a lightning rod doesn't dissuade me from posting what my opinions may cause to inflame, provoke or to enrage. Anyone that knows me here, knows that I'm outspoken and am willing to engage anyone with an opinion. In agreement or in dissent. Truth be told, I'd prefer that members voice their opinions than not. I still hold to the fact that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Why not stand up for what you believe?

Other than that, I'm just like any other fucktard. I like good looking pussy (non-GPS), BBBJ, over CBJ, a dirty mind to go with a clean body (let's face it, a pretty face is just dull without a brain), with a lively imagination and enthusiasm for their craft. I also a fan of the occasional island voyage and and of course thundering, earth shaking eruptions.

Over the years, I've enjoyed the company of the finer women the Panhandle's had to offer. Some better than others, but certainly not lacking in variety. I'd hate to see that disappear on this board, and the proliferation of inflated reviews by WK's that cause the devaluation of the reviews and ultimately does a disservice to all the providers across the board.

I don't put up with bullshit and call it as I see it. I just want the Panhandle forum to be viable when I come back to the area. That said, I'm just like any normal, horny, regular Joe.
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There really should be taint photos in this thread.
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I am just a horny old lady looking for a good time.. I was born in Texas but call New Orleans my hometown..it is where I lived for 6 years and it took over my heart n soul!
I have a motto for my life I live by:If you aint livin,yore dyin!
And last but not least.. I hate hate hate frogs..and ZZ Top!
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I'm a pleaser and aim for perfection. I take constructive criticism very well (how can you get better if you can't allow anyone to tell you how to be better) and I realize that everyone is different and what is great for one person, may not be considered mediocre for another. I have a soft heart and tough skin. I honestly don't think that I'm offendable. I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea nor would I want to be.
I originally got into the hobby for financial reasons because the place I rented burnt down and I didn't have renter's insurance yet had two children to support. You don't know desperation until you no longer own a toothbrush. It didn't take me very long to realize that I enjoyed being a provider. I've always very much been a pleaser and a bit of a perfectionist which is an asset as a provider. I find it personally gratifying to be able to fulfill fantasies and provide pleasure to people.
I've been a provider for four and a half, almost 5, years now and I've been fortunate to meet a wide range of gentlemen. I've become very close with many of the people that I've seen and I've been very fortunate to not ever be placed in a bad situation.
I used to say that I would try anything once however eventually I learned that you should try anything once per person because the last person may not have known what they were doing.
I have enjoyed working in the Panhandle and look forward to several more years of serving the Panhandle and meeting some of the finest men in the area!
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I'm a drunk and apparently retarded. (for u dallas) XXOO annie
I'm a drunk and apparently retarded. (for u dallas) XXOO annie Originally Posted by annie@christophers
Haha, your so funny it’s giving my middle finger a boner