PRICELESS MOMENTS......

What was some of the funniest,craziest,silliest,pri celess moments that have occurred during a session? This is for hobbyist and providers?

In the same session I had a girl riding me cowgirl with her hands on the head board. She got carried away and pulled the head board off the wall which grazed my head, but no injury. After we were done playing we both jumped in the shower/tub. I don't remember what I tried to do, but I ended up slipping and falling. My foot ended up with a very nasty bruise from hitting the drain and I ended up tearing the shower curtain down. I was just happy that I chose to grab onto the shower curtain and now the girl.

In the same session I had a girl riding me cowgirl with her hands on the head board. She got carried away and pulled the head board off the wall which grazed my head, but no injury. After we were done playing we both jumped in the shower/tub. I don't remember what I tried to do, but I ended up slipping and falling. My foot ended up with a very nasty bruise from hitting the drain and I ended up tearing the shower curtain down. I was just happy that I chose to grab onto the shower curtain and now the girl. Originally Posted by bigryan222

Lmao that is very funny...

LOL okay that was a funny story, glad you are both okay!

Fun topic Lindsay!! Oh, so many to choose from.... One time a client and I had a little too much to drink and I passed out for five minutes then woke up and started pole dancing with the lamp, then I fell with the lamp. When we stopped laughing we got dressed, called a cab for me and realized we sent him to the wrong hotel so we called a another cab. I never laughed so hard in my life! But I also dont remember how many drinks I had. He said I gave him the most intense bj ever. (Im sure glad because I barely remember that part either!) LOL! Oh the fun I have!

Wow. I am pretty lame.

Dawg, it sounds like you either need to get drunk or be clumsy.

Dawg, it sounds like you either need to get drunk or be clumsy. Originally Posted by bigryan222

Or both!
LOVE your funny story bigryan!!

I have an older neighbor who is like a grandma to me and she has her own way of letting me know its her when she rings my doorbell, She will ring it three times real fast, I had a new client and right after we had gone in the back room the door bell goes ring ring ring.. I started to laugh and the look on his face was priceless. I hurried up and explained to him what that meant and after he calmed down we laughed about it. From then on I have told her Im taking a nap when I have clients over so she wont ring ring ring my bell!!

I was with a provider and things were getting hot.. she kept her heels on (and nothing else)... she slid to the side of the bed while I was standing. she put her ankles up on my shoulders and told me to "pound her as hard as I could"... while I am doing this there is a knock at the hotel door...she promptly puts her feet down and one of her heels digs into the top of my foot.. while I am still pounding away...that causes me to pump harder, groan and *pop* right then and there..

Finished yet another hot PSE session with the legendary Tiffany Cumms from Oklahoma. As you might gather, she's a cum freak (had a client unload all over her tits, then tried to see how many 20's he could stick to her body. It was quite a few, I saw the pics). She asked, no demanded, I finish on her face. I'm usually a pretty good shot, but got quite a bit in her hair. A lot of chicks aren't real happy when that happens, but Tif was actually pleased.

We had planned on going to lunch after our date. As we're getting ready to leave Tif is standing in front of the mirror smiling with clumps of spunk in her hair. We went to the restaurant and she acted like everything was perfectly normal. I can't imagine what the waitress was thinking.

I had a client here in Omaha that used to have me over to his place. One night we're having our fun, he's on top of me....my eyes are closed and I'm just about to cum.....all of a sudden I feel a wet tongue on my face. It was his dog. Scared the hell outta me at first.

I worked at night and got off in the wee hours of the morning. One morning about 5 AM I picked up a SW on Independence Avenue. As we were looking for a place to park she bent down and started a BBBJ while I was driving. I realized a couple minutes later she had fallen asleep with my cock in her mouth. I gently moved her to one side to give her breathing room and kept driving. I tried to talk to her and nudge her a little bit but I ended up driving for 45 minutes like this. The funny thing is that this happened to me twice with two different women. The second one got very frightened when she saw that I had driven to a park on 291 at the Missouri River bridge.

Okay, another sleeping story. When I was stationed in Norfolk I got off duty early one morning and was heading home in Ocean View. Right outside the back gate I saw a well known SW sitting on the curb. She was older, half filipino, with a white streak in her black hair. You could say she was a favorite of mine. I stopped and asked if she needed a ride. I was really offering a ride, I was tired. She got in and told me she needed some cigarettes so I stopped at a convenience store. She got out and went inside. Then a black and white pulled up next to me. They parked and saw her inside the store. They saw me waiting and one came over. "Are you with her" he asked. I answered yes. He looked around and said "do you know what she does?". Yes, but that is not what is going on here. No money has changed hands and I am just giving her a ride to her home. He looked around some more and got back in his cruiser. She came out, got in, and I left. On the way to her place she admitted that she couldn't go home. I offered her a place to sleep. Long story short, we got back to my place, she went upstairs, stripped to her panties and climbed into bed. She was asleep instantly. I looked in every once in a while and saw her lithe, brown form stretched out on my sheets. I finally went to bed and (get this) never touched her until we both got up. I fed her and I took her home after she showered. Do I deserve a halo?

Do I deserve a halo?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

I saw a provider, and there wasn't any Drama...
What a great day, was had by all.