Trump pitching for the Yankees tonight ?

VitaMan's Avatar
He is pitching every night.


But if he were pitching for the Yankees, he could sit next to the Judge, and give him an earful. And make up excuses after 5 runs are scored against him, and he is dragged off the mound in the first inning.
winn dixie's Avatar
Ummm no! I see trumpf more of a catcher type.
But pitching. Naw . He ain't a pitcher.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
He's scared of any judge. But if he were in the dugout tonight ...

Lucas McCain's Avatar
I heard he was scratched as the pitcher and is just going to be the designated hitter. I also heard that he is going to bunt every at bat and if the Yankees lose, he will claim all of his at bats were all grand slam home runs, and the series was rigged.