A lesson in thrift

I've been displaced for some time but still think of the camaraderie with the great gents on eccie. Not long ago I was in Butt Fuck Egypt with a lady who was running an attractive special. She had a shapely figure: 4'10" tall, a little less in width -- rectangle is a shape. So I'm on the bed kneeling and she's doing a pelvic inspection. Things are going pretty good when all of a sudden she gags and coughs, sits straight up, clears her throat a couple of times, and says "I swallowed my post." She assures me she's ok, goes back to work, and finishes me off in fine form. While getting dressed, I ask about the itinerant piercing. No worries. She'll make it come up later. The thing cost $20, and she wasn't about to lose it. There's a lady that knows the meaning of a dollar.

Also a pierced intestin would mean a hospital stay

I was concerned too, but she made it sound like it wasn't the first time that had happened. She's still posting ads, so I guess she's ok.

Pyg, good to have you back on the boards.

Thanks Des. Nice to hear from you.