The Best Bidenisms

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“I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.” —March 29, 2012

“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” —Aug. 22, 2012

“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” —April 26, 2012

“No one can say a negative thing about Dan Quayle. When he was vice president, he built that pool [at the VP’s residence]. I just want you to know, he is my favorite vice president.” —April 12, 2010

“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” —June 17, 2006

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.” —Feb. 6, 2009

"Fun with History" by Joe Biden

Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra.

Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Yogi Berra is admirable. Any decent terrorist would kill him before Biden.

Fuckin Biden

I hope he gets the nomination for President - that will be a lot of fun.

Hey! This is a big fuckin deal.

biden is a stumbling, bumbling, buffoonish self-aggrandizer..and its impossible for all but zealous partisans to respect him as a leader

but at the same time he's trailer park clever..

he rents part of his estate to the us government for the supply of protection to himself and his family..... and look where he is, senator and vice president

and while its not amenable to sound bite encapsulation as are his many verbal faux pas...his most buffoonish episode was the eye-rolls and sneers, the constant looks of superiority, and the vain pomposity displayed during his debate with paul ryan

I hope he gets the nomination for President - that will be a lot of fun. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

In a way I have to agree with that. It doesn't matter who gets elected they'll still fuck up this country. May as well elected someone who will fuck up the country and entertain us in the process.



Jim

http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...1#.UxBn9PnxqWY

“I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.” —March 29, 2012

“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” —Aug. 22, 2012

“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” —April 26, 2012

“No one can say a negative thing about Dan Quayle. When he was vice president, he built that pool [at the VP’s residence]. I just want you to know, he is my favorite vice president.” —April 12, 2010

“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” —June 17, 2006

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.” —Feb. 6, 2009

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8

At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Heck of a job W

In a way I have to agree with that. It doesn't matter who gets elected they'll still fuck up this country. May as well elected someone who will fuck up the country and entertain us in the process.



Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin

I agree with you on that point.

Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

More like Yogi Bear.


Jim

This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8

At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Heck of a job W Originally Posted by frenchybruno18

W had his share of them too. Funny!!

This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8

At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Heck of a job W Originally Posted by frenchybruno18

Bush missed his calling. He should have been a stand up comedian. Could ya just imagine if Biden would have been his running mate instead of Dick the "penguin" Cheney. America would have had a side ache epidemic from laughing so hard.


Jim