So here I am reading the fortune cookie they sent me and thought, you know, if I had a fortune cookie business I'd have cookies that read:
You need a Blow Job
Yes she's cheating on you
For a good time call Dannie (numbers on rear)
or
"blank"
or
your daughter is my favorite hooker. Yes the blonde.
A toe curling is in your future.
And if you really didn't like the customer you could always send out
Car accident coming
He's behind you
Don't blink. The angles are watching.
Those symptoms are treatable.
For a party, you can open the cookie to see who you get to spend the next hour with!!
So if you had a hooker fortune company, what would your fortunes say?
To make the hooker list, you have to blow the owner at least once. I mean he's got to have some idea you're a good time right/. It's a way advertising no one's thought of yet, and it if they have, may I please have the number.