A family joined a nudist colony and were there for the first time. The daughter asked her dad why some men had big ones and some men had little ones. Dad explained that Rich Men had big ones and Poor Men had little ones. A couple of hours later the dad asked his daughter, "Where did your mom go?"
"Well", the daughter replied, "She was over there talking to a Poor Man, and the longer they talked, the richer he got. Then I saw them walk into the woods and haven't seen them since"
