Just for fun! What if guys were the escorts...

What would be your menu? What would you charge? Which one of your skills would be the most talked about? Would you require physical descriptions of your clients?

Ladies, what would you be willing to pay? What would make you want to have a session with a guy? What would make them earn a "no" review?

BFE-cooks dinner - cleans house - water plants

If I didn't give you the address, you didn't have an appointment.

Throat punches ..... always free.

I'm always running specials Hun just ask.

MSOG and DATY are included, so no need to ask.

Rate?
Six pack of Miller Lite and a big bag of pork skins.
But everyone already knew that, didn't they?

You'll have to read my reviews for the rest.

MSOW(Multi Shots on Winky), PPEE(Professional Pussy Eater Experience) TUHA(Tung Up Her Ass( $50 Extra. (Toungue spelled intentionally incorrectly to let them know I am a street ho man!!

Lmao. I'll see you if you offer BFE, but if you roll your eyes at me while I tell you about my day for 2 hours straight, and you don't act like my pussy tastes like pink starburst then you just lost a good client .

Oh yeah ....my man boobs are factory.....oem.

I would charge an extra 100 not to do greek. 1/2 hr-600
1 hr- 300

I would have unlimited menu 250 an hour , high volume provider,driving to your house or outcall in a Lambo.

I wouldn't see anyone who eats dogs.

Edit: Unless they are hot Asian chics.

Rate?
Six pack of Miller Lite and a big bag of pork skins.
But everyone already knew that, didn't they?

You'll have to read my reviews for the rest. Originally Posted by boardman

LMAO!

ManHo would have to be willing to coddle my chihuahuas, including (but not limited to) refraining from making fun of wee woofs and comparing them to "real" dogs, not sitting on them by accident, and not eating them rolled up in tortillas with salsa and frijoles.

I think that's a deal breaker for most himbos I could afford.

The taint is the key ...

The taint is the key ... Originally Posted by pyramider

Fine... I'll pay extra for ManHos willing to bathe chihuahuas and clean their taints.