Men are such deep thinkers

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The
reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would
have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is
way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more
painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A
year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to
have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know,
I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

Funny and quite true, but I'm sure giving birth takes the cake. Just think of the process of child birth..Yea it's no joke!! I have always agreed that men can be more analytical than some women. They just dont wanna appear that way.

Ahhh our lovely lady hormones actually make us forget how signifigant the pain was lol.

Damn biology :/

Side note : Getting kicked in the pussy is no joke either.