"Teacher decides to do a test on gardening tools, she holds one up and asks if anyone knows what it is. Little Johnny raises his hand. It's a shovel. Yes it is. Next one...anyone know? Little Johnny, it's a rake. Yes it is. Next one...anyone know? No one raises their hand; and she says no one knows? Not even you little Johnny? All shake heads no. It's a hoe. Little Johnny looks puzzled raises his hand, "but my sister is a HO and she doesn't look anything like that" LOL
