choosing a profession

Small town minister was worried about the path his son would take.
So while he was gone he layed out four items a bible a silver dollar a bottle of whiskey and a playboy.
He hid and watched the son came in picked up the bible put it under his arm
put the silver dollar in his pocket,got a big swig of whiskey while gazing at the centerfold.
The minister sighed my god he is going to run for congress.

Wait, that's Obama, right?

Yea and a new client for providers.....

Congress I thought more like LE ^_^