...lol! And it had a photo of a dead rat.
Originally Posted by incognito isis
Thanks for the mental picture Isis. I laughed so hard i cried. Too funny.
I wonder if the wife that was calling the hooker was the one who's va-jay jay smelled like dead rat (whatever that smells like). If so, I wonder if the hooker had the heart to tell the wife "Yo, all your husband wants is you to clean your hoo-ha so it doesn't smell like dead rat."
I believe her post secret would read:
I'm a hooker, and one of my client's wife keeps calling me and asking me what her husband wants; but I don't have the heart to tell her he thinks her box smells like dead rat.
Someone help me out with what the post card looked like.
Hey Naomi, will you marry me? If not, will you at least let me motorboat you. I promise to return the favor. Wow, I just realized that I can motorboat myself so no pressure. Wait a minute, I just tried it again and it's not the same. I prefer the full face motorboat. So the offer still stands. If not maybe Isis will hook it up after her new boobies heal. Then she can show me how she "can really shake it down"!