Things I like to hear from the providers I see

I just love hearing the women I see tell me the following, helps to set the mood and push me on over the edge.

I'm so horny, can you come over and fuck me real good.
Your dick is so hard.
Your dick is so big.
Don't stop babe, don't stop, ohh yeah I'm cuming again.
Yeah babe, I want to taste your cum. Put it in my mouth.
Yeah babe, fill that pussy up.
Fuck me harder babe, harder. Yeah, like that.
I'm not done with you yet babe, stick it back in.

I know it's a short list, but these work for me. And of course, I just assume these sweet ladies honestly mean it.

Hmmmmm.


I always appreciate a "Thank you" I'm more likely to see a girl when I know my business is valued.

One of my most fun ones was

"Don't cum yet. I'm not through with you. You gotta fuck me in the ass first"

In all honesty, I would like to hear something instead of the provider laying there with her eyes closed and mouth shut as if she is not mentally there while I am doing everything and she is laying there like a blow up doll.

OP nailed it (pun intended). Any of those are great, along with “Right there…I’m going to cum”

Can’t stand “ Give it to me”. It is a porn cliche.

OP nailed it (pun intended). Any of those are great, along with “Right there…I’m going to cum”

Can’t stand “ Give it to me”. It is a porn cliche. Originally Posted by AndyDufresne

Oh man didn't know it was a porn thing
but then again don't watch pron .
Now i'll say let me have it baby !!

Laying on my back and when she CG initially starts the insertion and stops half way and gasp, stares me in the eyes, then says “Wait a second baby, easy! Damn, you are so thick! IF I can get you to fit in me, I’m gonna cum right away !!!
Then pump me several times and then say “I’m so sorry I made such a mess. I hardly ever squirt, but I just couldn’t stop….. Damn, I just drenched you, didn’t I? Now lick it up for me , baby! Please! Please! Now!

Anyone skilled enough and want to volunteer to do our little role play? LOL �� PM me!

"oh thank God you're not huge. It's so nice to have an average to smaller dick. My jaw is sore, pussy walls are scraped raw and my cervix is bruised by the other guys with big dicks, not to mention I my ass needs a sphincter replacement because it lost its elasticity and I have to wear an adult diaper. Stewie from "The Family Guy could walk right out of it"."

In all honesty, I would like to hear something instead of the provider laying there with her eyes closed and mouth shut as if she is not mentally there while I am doing everything and she is laying there like a blow up doll. Originally Posted by Wile E Coyote

holy shit. you and I are seeing the same providers


damn, great thread. They SAY nice things to you? fuck, I'm lucky to even get them to smile

holy shit. you and I are seeing the same providers


damn, great thread. They SAY nice things to you? fuck, I'm lucky to even get them to smile Originally Posted by swamptech

Most of the providers I have seen act like they are doing me a favor by taking my money. I have guys that say I am the only one that providers are a dead fuck for. It is great to see someone else admit to it too. Just do not mention any names as I have in the past or you might get trolled by the dick clique for stating the girls they pimp for are not all that they claim them to be, claiming you to be another king of YMMV.

After 130+ OKs on p411 and seeing other providers who are not members of a whore board, I have finally found a few that at least acknowledge me during a session. If there was a provider who gave a shit, treated a hobbyist like he was a man during his session time and played the game the right way, she would be booked out in advance for months in appointments. But, these ladies have the luxury of giving shitty service and guys still kissing their ass stating it was a great time in a highly embellished review to not cause waves.

I love it when they say fill me up baby

I like it when they finally give in and let you fuck that ass and their safe word is their but they keep screaming there

I love it when the girl at Ace Hardware says:

"You have a nice one"

My favorite is: Go ahead, just slip it in, but don't cum in my pussy...