Most embarrassing moments and gooooo

Whether you're the provider, or the gent, we have all had some funny moments. Did you queef during doggy style? Did you lose the condom in your who who.

Let's hear the funniest moments you have had in the sack.

Heres mine. I was with a really funny guy, he was a regular of mine. We we're getting down like no ones business and after it was done and over with we basically fell to the bed in exhaustion. A few minutes later we got up to get showered and he looks down at his junk and to our surprise, there's no condom. We are both so confused. We start tearing up the whole house. We were at his personal house. We tear through it like crazy and yes I had already checked my who.who but nothing felt wierd. Well after 10 minutes of us laughing hysterically looking for this damn condom. I check in my who who again.

It was there in all its glory, just way way up there. We had to almost tag team my vagina just to remove it. A mix between a squat, and shuffle and fingers. I don't think either of us ever laughed so hard.

So now your turn, girls we all know we have that one client who makes the most awkward and uncomfortable noises. Lets open the flood gates and enjoy some.funny stories.

she ate food that she knew would make her fart. She knew how long it would take.
dang nab it all her time was good, I was getting into that DATY.
It was funny as she told how she planned it out during mish.
Next time I saw her. we had the popcorn after thank you
sorry Mr. Next

Hotel maintenance guy just walked into room, no knock or anything. DND sign was on door. We were on the bed while she was blowing me on her hands and knees. Her ass pointed in his direction. He comes up short and just stands there for a bit. Not that I blame him for that, she had a great ass. Had to actually ask him to leave. Had it been someone cute from housekeeping I would not have minded the audience or extra participation.

Always check the hasp now.