Review: Torrance..aint real...Fort Worth

olfart's Avatar
Date: 2/4/10
Provider: Torrance
Phone: 817-378-7538
Email Address: unknown
URL / Website: http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/ads/1585639360.html
City: Fort Worth
State: Texas
Address: South side FTW.
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: the alphabet, if things didn't go real bad
Session Length: hh
Fee: 90/hh-
Hair Color and Length: brown, shoulder length
Age: 30?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Mixed
Physical Description: NOT the one in the pics.. face OK.
Recommendation: No
ferdburf's Avatar
lol Jizzard, you got sumpin against voyeurs???

Thanks for sharing, man, that was TFF (as long as it didn't happen to me).
Picture in the ad returns 16 hits on tineye. A little due diligence could have saved you the trip.
motocrossman39's Avatar
HAHAHAHAHA, I would Have SHIT myself!
Peanut's Avatar
should pissed on the girl in the tub and then . Or just maybe you can have gotten 2 for the price of 1.
Thank you for saving me a lot of trouble =P
ferdburf's Avatar
whosnext's Avatar
these girls are retarded. look at their other ads from ferdburf link. look at the one titled La Rue. thats the girl that had bad reviews on aspd.
what a waste.
Bluesplyr's Avatar
wow, that is crazy and funny. young idiots.
Looks like their *cough* manager *cough* must have premium access.

Posts like the one ferdburf referenced are a huge red flag to me. Why would I want to let drama get in the way of my fantasy? Just like responding to negative reviews in the co-ed section. Just bite your tongue & it will be on page 57 by Thursday. Bringing it up makes the problem linger.
Batman's Avatar
Jizzard, thanks for the info. You saved a number of us Cowtowners $$'s and for that we are appreciative.
Batman's Avatar
Just followed the link Ferdburf posted; hilarious! They can't even keep their names straight as the bootom one is now Torrance, while the one in the original ad is now Caprice. Boy, you guys pissed them off though....LOL and we love it!
The Kacey girl looks hot