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pmdelites's Avatar
received an email form Days Inn Hotel chain and had to chuckle.


Welcome to Days Inn® value in a full service hotel!
Your Days Inn stay always includes:
• FREE high-speed Internet*
• FREE USA Today newspaper*
FREE in-room coffee

internet - so you can research providers
newspaper - so you can monitor your hobby trust fund's value
coffee - so you can stay awake for your 2am appt at the hotel.
oldmarine's Avatar
LMAO.
motocrossman39's Avatar
HAAHAHAHHAHA, Yupper Full Service All Right