F*cked-up dreams...add your own...I'll start

I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...

I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.

That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.

Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.

Who's next?
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I dreamed that you posted taint...
Is that a deviled egg??? LOL.
Oh and I totally had an awesome dream last week. I had lesbian sex with Caroline Davenport...talk about WET DREAM!
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I dreamt that the world's supply of .gif(s) was depleted
I dreamt that the world's supply of .gif(s) was depleted Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
OMG, what a nightmare!
I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...

I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.

That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.

Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.

Who's next? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Nice topic btw. I've had this recurring dream once a year since I was a kid. It's pretty odd. So I'm in a Ninja Warrior type maze going through several obstacles running from what appears to be Genghis Khan warriors with him following them on a white horse. I always finish the maze unharmed even though they get close to capturing me every time. At the end of the maze a bubble surrounds me and lifts me high into the air and I'm laughing hysterically as I ascend out of reach of their bow and arrows. I've had this dream at least once a year since I was a kid.

I think I may have watched too many Kung Fu, Shaolin, and Bruce Lee movies as a kid.
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Nice topic btw. I've had this recurring dream once a year since I was a kid. It's pretty odd. So I'm in a Ninja Warrior type maze going through several obstacles running from what appears to be Genghis Khan warriors with him following them on a white horse. I always finish the maze unharmed even though they get close to capturing me every time. At the end of the maze a bubble surrounds me and lifts me high into the air and I'm laughing hysterically as I ascend out of reach of their bow and arrows. I've had this dream at least once a year since I was a kid.

I think I may have watched too many Kung Fu, Shaolin, and Bruce Lee movies as a kid. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
Maze
To dream that you are in a maze denotes that you need to deal with a waking task on a more direct level. You are making the situation harder than it really is. Alternatively, the maze symbolizes life's twists and turns. It represents indecision, confusion, missteps, feeling lost or being misled.





Running
To dream that you are running away from someone indicates an issue that you are trying to avoid. You are not taking or accepting responsibility for your actions. In particular, if you are running from an attacker or any danger, then it suggests that you are not facing and confronting your fears.


Horse

To see a horse in your dream symbolizes strength, power, endurance, virility and sexual prowess. It also represents a strong, physical energy. You need to tame the wild forces within. The dream may also be a pun that you are "horsing around". Alternatively, to see a horse in your dream indicates that you need to be less arrogant and "get off your high horse". If the horse has two heads (one on each end), then it implies that you are being pulled into two different directions. Perhaps your strength or power is being divided. Or you are confused about some sexual matter.
To see a black or dark horse in your dream signifies mystery, wildness, and the unknown. You are taking a chance or a gamble at some unknown situation. It may even refer to occult forces. If the horse is white, then it signifies purity, prosperity and good fortunes. To dream that you are being chased by a white horse may be a pun on chaste. Perhaps you are having difficulties dealing with issues of intimacy and sexuality.





Escape
To dream that you escape from jail or some place of confinement signifies your need to escape from a restrictive situation or attitude. Alternatively, it suggests that you are refusing to face your problems. You are avoiding the situation, instead of confronting them.
To dream that you escape from injury from an animal, or from any situation, signifies your good health and prosperity. You will experience a favorable turn of events.




Enclosure
To dream that you are in an enclosure indicates that you are in defensive mode. Some situation in your waking life has put you on guard. You feel the need to protect and defend yourself.
To dream that you are in an enclosure that is shrinking indicates that you feel restrained and confined in some circumstance. It represents actual or perceived limitations. You need to start testing out your boundaries in order to grow.
To dream that you are in an enclosure made of glass suggests that you are too critical about a person or situation.




Rising
To dream that something is rising into the air refers to unexpected wealth and pleasures. The dream may be a metaphor that you are rising above a situation.
To dream that you are rising to a high position means that success will come as a result of your determination.




Laughing
To hear laughing or dream that you are laughing suggests that you need to lighten up and let go of your problems. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. Laughing is also a sign of joyous release and pleasure. If you are being laughed at, then it indicates your insecurities and fears of not being accepted.
To hear evil, demonic laughing in your dream represents feelings of humiliation and/or helplessness. You feel that someone is working against you.




Bow
To see or tie a bow in your dream symbolizes femininity. Alternatively, the bow can stand for a social cause. Consider the color the bow for additional significance.
To see an archer's bow in your dream refers to the pursuit and accomplishment of your goals.

Arrow
To see an arrow in your dream represents the targets you are reaching for and the goals you are setting for yourself. If you are hit by an arrow, then it refers to a release or exposure of some tension and pressure. Consider the body part that the arrow hits.
To see an old or broken arrow symbolizes disappointments and severed relationships. Alternatively, it may indicate that you have changed your mind about some decision.
To see a two-headed arrow in your dream signifies opposing ideas and viewpoints. You need to consider both sides.
In the Freudian school of thought an arrow symbolizes the penis and its ability to penetrate.
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Saw a tiny Asian girl do this in a porn vid while in college and actually tried it out; Totally hot, but wouldn't want to be the person to daty immediately after, but so fun, I'll bet you're boiling the water right now Yummyone, lol? Oh, it was a hard boiled egg w/the shell, I wouldn't recommend it without it.

I'm thinking of egg salad for lunch now, ha.


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I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...

I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.

That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.

Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.

Who's next? Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
I dreamt an anonymous cat was sitting around judging us all.


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Maze
To dream that you are in a maze denotes that you need to deal with a waking task on a more direct level. You are making the situation harder than it really is. Alternatively, the maze symbolizes life's twists and turns. It represents indecision, confusion, missteps, feeling lost or being misled.





Running
To dream that you are running away from someone indicates an issue that you are trying to avoid. You are not taking or accepting responsibility for your actions. In particular, if you are running from an attacker or any danger, then it suggests that you are not facing and confronting your fears.


Horse

To see a horse in your dream symbolizes strength, power, endurance, virility and sexual prowess. It also represents a strong, physical energy. You need to tame the wild forces within. The dream may also be a pun that you are "horsing around". Alternatively, to see a horse in your dream indicates that you need to be less arrogant and "get off your high horse". If the horse has two heads (one on each end), then it implies that you are being pulled into two different directions. Perhaps your strength or power is being divided. Or you are confused about some sexual matter.
To see a black or dark horse in your dream signifies mystery, wildness, and the unknown. You are taking a chance or a gamble at some unknown situation. It may even refer to occult forces. If the horse is white, then it signifies purity, prosperity and good fortunes. To dream that you are being chased by a white horse may be a pun on chaste. Perhaps you are having difficulties dealing with issues of intimacy and sexuality.





Escape
To dream that you escape from jail or some place of confinement signifies your need to escape from a restrictive situation or attitude. Alternatively, it suggests that you are refusing to face your problems. You are avoiding the situation, instead of confronting them.
To dream that you escape from injury from an animal, or from any situation, signifies your good health and prosperity. You will experience a favorable turn of events.




Enclosure
To dream that you are in an enclosure indicates that you are in defensive mode. Some situation in your waking life has put you on guard. You feel the need to protect and defend yourself.
To dream that you are in an enclosure that is shrinking indicates that you feel restrained and confined in some circumstance. It represents actual or perceived limitations. You need to start testing out your boundaries in order to grow.
To dream that you are in an enclosure made of glass suggests that you are too critical about a person or situation.




Rising
To dream that something is rising into the air refers to unexpected wealth and pleasures. The dream may be a metaphor that you are rising above a situation.
To dream that you are rising to a high position means that success will come as a result of your determination.




Laughing
To hear laughing or dream that you are laughing suggests that you need to lighten up and let go of your problems. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. Laughing is also a sign of joyous release and pleasure. If you are being laughed at, then it indicates your insecurities and fears of not being accepted.
To hear evil, demonic laughing in your dream represents feelings of humiliation and/or helplessness. You feel that someone is working against you.




Bow
To see or tie a bow in your dream symbolizes femininity. Alternatively, the bow can stand for a social cause. Consider the color the bow for additional significance.
To see an archer's bow in your dream refers to the pursuit and accomplishment of your goals.

Arrow
To see an arrow in your dream represents the targets you are reaching for and the goals you are setting for yourself. If you are hit by an arrow, then it refers to a release or exposure of some tension and pressure. Consider the body part that the arrow hits.
To see an old or broken arrow symbolizes disappointments and severed relationships. Alternatively, it may indicate that you have changed your mind about some decision.
To see a two-headed arrow in your dream signifies opposing ideas and viewpoints. You need to consider both sides.
In the Freudian school of thought an arrow symbolizes the penis and its ability to penetrate. Originally Posted by boardman
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Anonymous? Everyone knows me...

WTF????

I was just trying to help a fucktard interpret a dream since he apparently doesn't have enough sense to google it himself.

http://www.dreammoods.com/
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I dreamt an anonymous cat was sitting around judging us all.


~ Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston
BTW that's a fucked up dream
Cat
To see a cat in your dream symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. It also represents misfortune and bad luck. The dream symbol has different significance depending on whether you are a cat lover or not. The cat could indicate that someone is being deceitful or treacherous toward you. If the cat is aggressive, then it suggests that you are having problems with the feminine aspect of yourself. If you are afraid of the cat in your dream, then it suggests that you are fearful of the feminine. The dream may be a metaphor for "cattiness" or someone who is "catty" and malicious. If you see a cat with no tail, then it signifies a loss of independence and lack of autonomy.
To dream that you cannot find your cat highlights your independent spirit. You need to allow yourself to be free and not let anyone or anything hold you back.
To dream that a cat is biting you symbolizes the devouring female. Perhaps you are taking and taking without giving. You may be expressing some fear or frustration especially when something is not going as planned. To dream that you are saving the life of a cat implies that you are reclaiming your independence and power.
To dream that a cat is scratching you suggests that you are feeling threatened.
To see a black cat in your dream indicates that you are experiencing some fear in using your psychic abilities and believing in your intuition. You may erroneously associate the black cat with evil, destruction, and bad luck. In particular, if the black cat is biting, clawing or attacking you, then the dream means that you must acknowledge what your intuition is trying to tell you. You can no longer ignore it. Do not be afraid to face the situation. If you see a white cat, then it denotes difficult times.
To dream that a cat killed a spider suggests that you are expressing your femininity in a seductive and cunning manner rather than in an overtly and almost destructive way.
To see a dead cat or hear a cat being killed implies that you are lacking autonomy and independence in some area of your life. Alternatively, the dream means that you are refusing to recognize your feminine power.
To see cats playing in your dream refers to your frisky nature. You need to show your playful side.
To see a cat with green spikes suggests that jealousy is preventing you from forming meaningful relationships. You are keeping your distance from a situation or relationship.
Dreaming of a cat without a body or any legs symbolizes limited independence. You are being mislead into thinking that you have the freedom to do whatever you want.
Seeing two identical cats in your dream means that you need to balance your own needs with the needs of others. You need to remember to take care of yourself and not always worry about others.




Judge
To see a judge in your dream denotes feelings of guilt. You are afraid of getting caught. Your dream may be helping and guiding you toward making better judgments. Alternatively, a judge indicates your insecurities and concerns of being judged or criticized for your actions. On a more direct note, your dream may indicate that waking disputes be resolved through some legal proceedings.
Judgment
To dream that you are being judged indicates that you are being put through some test. You are seeking acceptance in order to move forward.

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Calm down kitty, here's a treat, lol. I was totally joking, but good to know!


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Thanks for sharing Boardman. Not overly Superstitious but an interesting read.
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Cat
To see a cat in your dream symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. It also represents misfortune and bad luck. The dream symbol has different significance depending on whether you are a cat lover or not. The cat could indicate that someone is being deceitful or treacherous toward you. If the cat is aggressive, then it suggests that you are having problems with the feminine aspect of yourself. If you are afraid of the cat in your dream, then it suggests that you are fearful of the feminine. The dream may be a metaphor for "cattiness" or someone who is "catty" and malicious. If you see a cat with no tail, then it signifies a loss of independence and lack of autonomy.
To dream that you cannot find your cat highlights your independent spirit. You need to allow yourself to be free and not let anyone or anything hold you back.
To dream that a cat is biting you symbolizes the devouring female. Perhaps you are taking and taking without giving. You may be expressing some fear or frustration especially when something is not going as planned. To dream that you are saving the life of a cat implies that you are reclaiming your independence and power.
To dream that a cat is scratching you suggests that you are feeling threatened.
To see a black cat in your dream indicates that you are experiencing some fear in using your psychic abilities and believing in your intuition. You may erroneously associate the black cat with evil, destruction, and bad luck. In particular, if the black cat is biting, clawing or attacking you, then the dream means that you must acknowledge what your intuition is trying to tell you. You can no longer ignore it. Do not be afraid to face the situation. If you see a white cat, then it denotes difficult times.
To dream that a cat killed a spider suggests that you are expressing your femininity in a seductive and cunning manner rather than in an overtly and almost destructive way.
To see a dead cat or hear a cat being killed implies that you are lacking autonomy and independence in some area of your life. Alternatively, the dream means that you are refusing to recognize your feminine power.
To see cats playing in your dream refers to your frisky nature. You need to show your playful side.
To see a cat with green spikes suggests that jealousy is preventing you from forming meaningful relationships. You are keeping your distance from a situation or relationship.
Dreaming of a cat without a body or any legs symbolizes limited independence. You are being mislead into thinking that you have the freedom to do whatever you want.
Seeing two identical cats in your dream means that you need to balance your own needs with the needs of others. You need to remember to take care of yourself and not always worry about others...

Originally Posted by boardman
Dog
To see a dog in your dream symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, protection, and fidelity. The dream suggests that your strong values and good intentions will enable you to go forward in the world and bring you success. The dream dog may also represent someone in your life who exhibits these qualities. Alternatively, to see a dog in your dream indicates a skill that you may have ignored or forgotten. If the dog is vicious and/or growling, then it indicates some inner conflict within yourself. It may also indicate betrayal and untrustworthiness. If the dog is dead or dying, then it means a loss of a good friend or a deterioration of your instincts.

To dream that a dog bites you on the leg suggests that you have lost your ability to balance aspects of your life. You may be hesitant in approaching a new situation or have no desire to move forward with your goals. Alternatively, it symbolizes disloyalty.

To see a happily barking dog in your dream symbolizes pleasures and social activity. You are being accepted into some circle. If the dog is barking ferociously, then it represents your habit of making demands on people and controlling situations around you. Are you "barking" too many orders? Alternatively, it could also indicate unfriendly companions.

To see a dog chasing its tail or running around in circles in your dream implies that you are not handling a situation in an effective way. You are spending too much time on fruitless labor.

To dream that you are buying a dog indicates your tendency to buy your friends or buy compliments and favors. Alternatively, it suggest a need for you to find companionship. If you are being guided by a dog, then it suggests that you are having difficulties in navigating out of a situation or problem.

To dream that you give or send your dog away indicates that the decisions and choices you are making now may be misinterpreted as disloyalty. You have to do what is right for you and not worry about what others think of the decision. Alternatively, it signifies rejection of friendship.

To dream that you are dressing up your dog signifies your attempts to cover up your own character flaws and habits.

To see a black colored dog in your dream symbolizes the shadow aspect of a friend. The dark side of someone close to you is being revealed and you are able to see through to their true intentions.

To dream that a dog is eating a snake implies that a close friend is trying to prevent you from making a bad decision.

To see a dog with two heads in your dream means that you are hyper vigilant about your surroundings. On the other hand, the dream may also mean you need to be more aware of what is around you.

Also consider the notions associated with the word dog, such as loyalty ("man's best friend") and to be "treated like a dog".


I'm not superstitious either, but interesting corollary to some of my values and traits.
Btw, I don't buy dogs. I rescue them. And when I dress them up, it's just for pure hilarity. (Although some people might see it as passive-aggressive animal abuse.) My dogs like the attention and the treats they get when in cute costumes. Hmmm.... again, a corollary to Mommy and her RenFest costumes. Hmmm...

I dream of smiling dogs with little angel wings. "Dog" spelled backwards is "God." Guess I think my pooches past are with God and happy. They certainly deserve to be for their devotion and love. I miss them.

I think you were just hungry and horny, YM.