Once upon a time...

...a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO."

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny, big titted broads and hunted and raced cars. He went to strip clubs and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony.

He kept his house and guns and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up .....

The End

LOL .... that is a fairy tale

LOL .... that is a fairy tale Originally Posted by PAPA JOE

LOL...only because men fall for romantic sh*t worse than women or the drive to produce offspring and then stick around in order to be responsible is more powerful at certain moments than the desire to spread our sperm around.....

LOL ... agreed, Randy.