Hobby bumper stickers

If you gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair.

Any others?

Uncle Sam wants you to speak english !
Computers will replace Paper, when you can wipe your ass with a laptop.
I may be an old dog but I can still bury a bone.
Politicians & diapers need to be changed For The Same Reason.
Don't steal, the Government hates competition.

ride it like ya stole it

bone it like ya own it

Hooker Friendly

In case of The Rapture don't report me as a NCNS.

My Pimp Beat Up Your Pimp!

This car brakes for Extended Stays.

Certified Man Mades.

Bush is a natural disaster.

If you're gonna ride my ass at least do me the favor of a reach around!

"My Hooker Can Outfuck Your Straight A Student Hooker."

Swallow is also a bird.

Hooker Friendly Originally Posted by Nina_Love

Newbie Friendly

Bush Gore

If it swells.... ride it

HAPPINESS IS CUMMING

Worlds Greatest Gigolo

Pay. Screw. Repeat

Everyone deserves a happy ending

Don't pull your love

Don't argue with your provider....Dicker!