This is a special offered to those gents who request and expect me to be ready for a session within 30 minutes or less.
I get so many of these, I figured it's high time I offer a special to those gents, finally!
So, from now on, if you would like to book a session and ask me to be ready within 30 minutes or less, I will offer for you, and you only, me - dressed in sweatpants, with wet hair and no makeup on. Just imagine this vision of sexiness greeting you at the door.
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The room may or may not be ready upon your arrival; in fact, it may even still have some dirty linens laying around from my last appointment.
I will also most likely be on my phone throughout our session, as I was just in the middle of something important when you contacted me for our last minute session. Fancy that! I actually have other obligations to attend to outside of the hobby, throughout my day.
Oh, and you will also probably hear my tummy rumble several times throughout the session, because I skipped lunch in order to accommodate your last minute session request.
And rounding out this awesome experience, you will most likely get at least 10 minutes shaved off your appointment time, because I am rushed and wasn't prepared for this last minute request and have something else to attend to afterwards.
So, don't delay gents!! Get in on my last minute special as soon as you can! It's a deal you won't want to miss!!!