1 or 2 words

I know politics is always a bad subject around here. So lets keep the discussion out of it. What I am looking for is just a simple 1 or 2 words to describe politicians. Feel free to expand it beyond politicians to celebrities in general, but please do not use this venue to make personal attacks against people on this board.

The main reason I thought of this topic is because every time I see VP Joe Biden, my mind goes completely blank and the only words that come to my simple mind are:


douche bag


Lets here what other colorful terms we have for people in the news.

Just give the persons name, maybe a very brief description of who they are [if needed], and your choice of words.

This could be fun.

Brett Favre - My Role Model

Kanye West - ASS HOLE

Louis C.K. - Comedy God

Pamela David - yum yum

Christy Canyon - Vintage Goddess

Allison Wyte - Oh Baby!