Synthetic Escort Services- The New Legal High!!!

Would synthetic escort services stand the legal challege in court?
“Roger (From Enola Happy): I inserted the meta tag into your website. I am flying 50,000 feet over Japan. Time now is 11 AM Tokyo standard time.
PM. Oppenheimer: I am afraid this turns to another dud. I had too many duds in my life.
Roger: I will be happy if this website turns to another dud. I do not want this website blow me out of the sky.
PM Oppenheimer: I designed this website to blow you out of the sky.
Roger: That mean I am on a mission to another world.
PM Oppenheimer: Do you realize that the war against escort services breeds violent crimes? There are no winners and no losers. Just a waste of government resources. It takes the focus away from violent crimes . You need to sacrifice your life for millions of escorts around the world. If you don’t, you will go to jail. Remember President Harry ordered you to drop this website off.
Roger: I will say my last prayer before I drop this website. I am 20 miles away from Hiroshima. I will turn off my radio because I do not want you to hear my scream. In the next world, I will use erotic message boards to make sure the escort is giving it for FREE during dual relationship before I book an appointment. ” – Just Fictional Historical Fantasy
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