rembers the good ...ol days?

backs whens ...ya coulds go ta a club ...an ...listen ta some smooooooooth jazz thens ...go outs an buys a ten ...jimmie buck funnel ta horribly ...abuse thens eats steak an miller beer fer breakfast

...good times

back in the days of

shawcross and

schmitz malt liquor

and the ford pintos blowing up

fuck ...this future

Fun can still be had.
The barrel is open.
They will suck your dick in the parking lot.