Let's not be alone on Thanksgiving

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I'm going to be apart from family and friends this year. If you are too, consider joining me. I see a bottomless mimosa brunch and a trip to the strip club in my future. I mean, I've got to do my part to make Christmas happen; you know those dancers are headed to Black Friday sales as soon as they get off the stage--Tickle me Elmo ain't gonna tickle himself!

Boys, girls, and trans of all ages are welcome at my table.
How sweet
I'll be working in the Coal mine all day long...