I got a cheap Tracfone at Walgreens.
Here's on at Family Dollar for $20 and you get double minutes for life.
http://familydollar.tracfone.com/tracfone/lg440g.html
"No activation fees, contracts, monthly bills or credit checks"
I buy an activation card once a year to renew service for a year, and buy a 90 minute card once in a while. (texts are 1/4 of a minute and I only call/text an hour or so before the date so minutes last me a long time. I mostly use email.)
I don't have any recurring monthly bills. I just go into Walgreens/Tom Thumb/CVS and buy the cards and pay cash.