These ain't jokes (true situations)

A woman once sucked my dick so good, I turned around and hi-fived her.

A woman once forced me to do anal with her. And by force I mean, she laid on her back, grabbed my dick, stuck my dick in her ass and told me stop being a pussy.

I made a woman orgasm so hard she offered me to stay over for the weekend. It was literally my house she offered me to stay....

I once fucked a Spanish woman. She bit, smacked and choked me. I'm a little ashamed to admit it this, but it was amazing.

I fuck this one young lady who had a boyfriend in front of their house. His dick wasn't working so it was a necessary evil.

This same young lady swallowed and took a few creampies from me. She didn't take a bath, washed her face or brush a teeth afterwards. He kissed her every time afterwards.... She used to send pics as proof.

I once had a woman who's boyfriend walked in on me fucking her. He walked right past me and slapped the shit out of her. I took it as my warning.
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  • 09-28-2018, 10:22 PM
Hehehehe....ahhh, hehe...omg.
REDROBIN66's Avatar
So funny some good ones man some real good ones.