Methods to stop BP flow

Dammit man, get out of the way.

Women know how to stop the flow.

Ban all minstrel music.

Team up with Tampax for a giant tampon. Guaranteed to stop leaks even on the heaviest flows.

Marry it. Amazingly, a wedding ring will stop it from putting out.

that reminds me of an old joke about a college playing Alabama for homecoming and one of the fraternities built a huge box of Kotex and out front there was a sign, "Stop the Crimson Tide"

bp could have my wife's wedding ring cuz it sure stopped her