"Happy Valentines Day ECCIE" " Will you be my Valentine

uniquemonique's Avatar
Happy Valentines Day Everyone"


Here are some One liners....



Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?



If that doesn't work Tell some JOKES!!!



Q: What do you call 2 jalepenos haveing sex?
A: Fucking hot!



Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.



Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!



Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.



Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!


Happy Valentines Day
^^^^^^Happy valentines day pretty lady.
KaitlynDior's Avatar


If that doesn't work Tell some JOKES!!!

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

Happy Valentines Day
Originally Posted by uniquemonique
This was my favorite one lol