Driving miss foooking

So we are at da foooking address and I'm literally foooked up. I'm so drunk like literally I could barely see straight. So my OG says Shine Da Great, take my bitch home. No problem sir. So we driving home and this chick reaches over to grab my dick saying Shine Da Great let's go foook. I'm like ma'am death before foooking dishonor. Like I love my OG, G been 1 billion with me. Loyalty to me is everything. Pussy really now means nothing to me. So I drop this unloyal chick off and go to my OG house and fall asleep. Wake up and OG is sitting on a chair in my room on some godfather shit. He says Shine Da Great, like you passed another test. Shine Da Great is like I'm loyal sir, you ain't never got to worry about me foooking over you plus he's the kind of cat you don't want to foook over. He peels out his pocket a foooking rack. Go have some fun tomorrow. I slide the rack back and say OG we good. I got your foooking back and front. So ec land, have any of you providers or clients ever had a bond that strong with anyone you see or who sees you? #MOD TIES. Familia. Connected. #I am the plug and I know the plug. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....

Yawn... back to spam.
Back to making knob shiner happy.

Why is it not surprising in this tale that knob shiner prefers to drop a hot woman off, only to go to his OG’s house to sleep with a dude?
His knobs must have been dull... shine to the rescue!

A short story

Fizzitshoonuffchiklnzmazzzaibe gudo'tay!

You're a legend in your own mind proshino.
You shouldn't binge watch sopranos reruns.

You're a legend in your own mind proshino.
You shouldn't binge watch sopranos reruns. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Have a great day slit. Remember.....#MOD TIES! Shine Da Great. Tooodlez.....

so your og set the whole thing up to test your loyalty? (cause he was obviously in on it. his bitch aint ever gonna admit to it if it was supposed to be on the dl.) foook.

so your og set the whole thing up to test your loyalty? (cause he was obviously in on it. his bitch aint ever gonna admit to it if it was supposed to be on the dl.) foook. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Yeah pxo, he's paranoid as foook. I've known the cat for over 30 years and I basically work for him doing gopher shit and I live in his house or house sit one of his other pads. I'm like his right hand man. He rolls with a lot of bitches( money does that) and we always roll about 10 deep to the clubs or strip clubs. We are in a strip club pretty much every day and night then we head to the address because he's cool with the African owners over there. I drive him around and pick up his chicks etc. He should of known I wouldn't do that shit to him. Why test me? Anyhoo..... #MOD TIES. Family. Love. Honor. Respect. Real recognizes real. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez.....

^dang.
no worries, sometimes i have to gopher this or gopher that..