NO PROBABLE CAUSE !!!!

How to avoid getting arrested by LE who are using new tactics for busting escorts . Follow those few rules and it would be hard for LE to arrest you.
What other tips out there ? Whats the best LE Radar detection ??

Of course those following rules apply to first time clients, feel free to adjust depending on your level of comfort with your customer :



Don’t give the cops a probable cause to arrest you
1)Avoid talking about sex or exchange money for sex or sexual conversation , HANG UP!!
2)If they want trade money for professional massage, refuse Hang up!!
3)Check hotel registration and see if client didn’t reserve 2 rooms
4)Hand client an envelope(to Anna) labeled : for time and conversation only $200 with date let him money in envelope and put on table and write him a receipt : To John Doe for time and conversation only $200(with date) with statement on back of receipt: money is accepted and exchanged for time and conversation only , sign it and make client sign it and take envelope with cash

5)Hand him rules sheet
*No trading money for sex
*no solicitation for for illegal drugs
*no unlicensing practice or massage therapic
If he breaks any of the rules , walk out and terminate service

6) after you receive money talk to the client at least for 20 mins before sex
7)If he takes off his clothes right away tell him to put it right back
8)ask them if they are a cop



no cop has to answer "yes" if asked if he's a cop ANYWHERE in the united states

you really think an undercover drug squad cop has to TELL an armed drug dealer he's a cop if politely ASKED?
silly.

on the other hand, massage for money isn't illegal, obviously.
no cop has to answer "yes" if asked if he's a cop ANYWHERE in the united states

you really think an undercover drug squad cop has to TELL an armed drug dealer he's a cop if politely ASKED?
silly.

on the other hand, massage for money isn't illegal, obviously. Originally Posted by rockbass

only applies if you are a licensed massage therapist. if you aren't, they might arrest you in a heartbeat for practicing without a license and that is another headache within itself.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Way 2 much cheap entertainment 4 me it's storming like a bitch in arkansas!
unlicensed massage isn't illegal in all cities or states
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Aree those 20 minutes you want to "just talk" free, or are you omitting that from his time in session?
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True stories are funnier than fiction! This one works here! Recently (In the last month) I was waiting for a provider who was working for a service. She was a NO SHOW! But that’s not the story! The no show was explainable! So I was waiting just outside of down town Austin in a parking lot that was all but vacant. Suddenly I had Austin PD pull up next to me. I had my window down and the officer asked me what I was doing? I stated I was waiting for a friend! He told me I looked out of place and they wanted to make sure I was OK. Then he asked if my friend worked at the strip club next door? I said "God I sure wish she did!" They started laughing and told me to be careful.

True stories are funnier than fiction! This one works here! Recently (In the last month) I was waiting for a provider who was working for a service. She was a NO SHOW! But that’s not the story! The no show was explainable! So I was waiting just outside of down town Austin in a parking lot that was all but vacant. Suddenly I had Austin PD pull up next to me. I had my window down and the officer asked me what I was doing? I stated I was waiting for a friend! He told me I looked out of place and they wanted to make sure I was OK. Then he asked if my friend worked at the strip club next door? I said "God I sure wish she did!" They started laughing and told me to be careful.
Originally Posted by Still Looking

haha quick on your toes, i like it!
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Please don't do this again. Ever. So much of your ummmmm, advise is straight up WACK!
haha quick on your toes, i like it! Originally Posted by Jamieyoung
If all the rumors are true, he's even quicker off his toes...

errr...
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Please don't do this again. Ever. So much of your ummmmm, advise is straight up WACK! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
I don't remember giving YOU adise Brook? So dance off into the sunset and have a nice day! Man some people just want to kill your Buzz! LOL
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If all the rumors are true, he's even quicker off his toes...

errr... Originally Posted by sketchball82
ALWAYS on the move and ALWAYS "Still Looking!"

You ever notiuce how it just rubs some people the wrong way, when you have too much fun?
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I don't remember giving YOU adise Brook? So dance off into the sunset and have a nice day! Man some people just want to kill your Buzz! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
LOL ... I was talking about the OP not you. On a more serious note, you are buzzed already? It's not even 10am man!
The op's advice is worse than the routine that the SO put me through. That is why I am looking to the hobby.