Ladies, before you make a decision about Newbies, consider it from their point of view...

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(While reading this, think of the song Bus Stop)

Newbie, cold day, hoping, I say
I’ll find her on Eccie
Newbie, needs some lovin’, must come
From a girl on Eccie
All this evening I’ve been searching
Showcase and review
Hoping that I’d find a lady
Newbie friendly too

Every showcase and review I seek the magic words
Sometimes I stop and just admire what she’s got
Every now and then I find a lady that I want
And then it’s time to send a rather long PM

This is how my journey’s starting
Silly but it’s true
Searching for a sweet provider
Eyes of green or blue
Came an answer to my message
No more waiting for me
I have found a cute provider
That I’m off to see

Every showcase and review I seek the magic words
Sometimes I stop and just admire what she’s got
Every now and then I find a lady that I want
And then it’s time to send a rather long PM

Newbie, cold day, she’s here, I say
I found her on Eccie
Newbie, needs some lovin’, must come
From my girl on Eccie
All this evening I spent searching
Showcase and review
Finally I’ve find a lady
Newbie friendly too
Moved to proper forum.