Nothin meant by 'em just funny shit

  • Laine
  • 01-25-2010, 09:22 PM
The teacher told Chepie to use the Following words in a sentence.



1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.


2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car

There's not mushroom.




3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen,

But che didn't know how to read,

So, I shoulder.



4. * Texas *

When I'm not home,

My fren always Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece

Then che got herpes.




6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store

But ju went to see sum guy,

July to me! Julyer!



7.. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars

But my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife

But che said chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left

But don't worry wheelchair



10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me. "



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair

So I had to pick the bishop.




13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club

But no body wash my kids.



14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body,

Budweiser face so ugly?