What a week of head, er, ahead! Steak & BJ Day PLUS St. Paddy's!

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A reminder to all that Steak & Blowjob Day is this Wednesday, March 14th. Also, St. Patrick's Day is Saturday the 17th. Hot meat, snakes, shillelaghs, and bagpipe blowing! Doesn't get much better for orally-fixated ladies and the men who appreciate them, ya know.

Well wishes to the wicked this wantonly wonderful week! May the mischief be with you!

A nicely seasoned Medium-Rare Steak....can't beat that!
Oh wait.....! But there's 2 meats for the price of 1.....YUMMY!!

Nice threAD Fancy..... Have a LUCKY ole' time this week

Mmmm steak. I may be there
Will there be Chihuahua Kabobs?
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Will there be Chihuahua Kabobs? Originally Posted by Mythos
Maybe kabobs FOR chihuahuas!

Busy all this week kissing the Blarney Stones of my favorite fellows, but I saved the hooligan holiday itself for ME. Having a hard time deciding exactly how to toast the land of my origin. A lovely lad and I went to the 40th Annual FM 1960 St. Paddy's Parade yesterday honoring Harvey Heroes, and the 59th Annual Houston St. Patrick's Parade downtown this Saturday will be much more impressive, I'm sure.

There's several Irish-themed festivals, too, including one in The Woodlands. Then, of course, which pub to crawl? Or I could stay at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge, chill and grill yet MORE steak (not forgetting the sides of cabbage and potatoes) with friends and appropriate beverages like green beer and Jameson, and dress the poor, embarrassed wee woofs in kilts and tams!

Hmmm, decisions, decisions...

By the way, the proper way to refer to the short form of the saint's day or an Irish behind is PADDY, please, NEVER Patty! Patty is a girl or what's in a burger, whereas Paddy comes from Pádraig, the Gaelic spelling of Patrick.

Useful Irish phrases:

Sláinte! Isn't actually "cheers" as many think, but is a wish for "good health."
Dia dhuit! Used as a greeting like "hello," but literally means, "God be with you."
Póg mo thóin! Something you can say to your boss. Translates as, "Kiss my arse!"
Póg dom, tá mé Gaeilge inniu! "Kiss me, I'm Irish today!"
Cá bhfuil an teach tábhairne ann? "Where's the pub?"
Tá an babhta seo orm! "This round's on me!"
Cuir glaoch orm le tacsaí. "Please call me a taxi."
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Tube steak...for the ladies
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For the curious, a wee bit about the origin of Steak & BJ Day:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day
http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/about/

Basically some funny fellow's version of a masculine Valentine's that caught on, with a BJ instead of flowers or chocolate. Perfect "howliday" for the Hobby!
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Mmm. I luv steak..make mine medium rare...AND I luv giving bjs

My sexy Irish hobby sister..see you in April
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Mmm. I luv steak..make mine medium rare...AND I luv giving bjs Originally Posted by DallasRain
Ditto! Works out well with our chosen profession, huh?
Looking forward to more shillelagh shenanigans with you soon, my lovely lusty lady friend. Nothing like a Fancy-Dallas two-tongued twirl around the tube!
Maybe... Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
All I heard was "maybe".

I like my chihuahua like my blow jobs, "well done" please and thank you.
I wanna lick the kitty and Steak Day. Lol
^^^ love the new avatar
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For the curious, a wee bit about the origin of Steak & BJ Day:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day
http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/about/

Basically some funny fellow's version of a masculine Valentine's that caught on, with a BJ instead of flowers or chocolate. Perfect "howliday" for the Hobby!
 Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Ok, now I get it.
I've seen the posts,threads regarding this but never knew.
I wanna lick the kitty and Steak Day. Lol Originally Posted by Raquel Ryder
Didn't we just have Intentional Women's Day?
NordicJag's Avatar
I wanna lick the kitty and Steak Day. Lol Originally Posted by Raquel Ryder
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that.
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