Crazy bar Drinks

Maybe I am feeling a beer buzz but I was checking out this bar that a client of mine goes to called Texas Tavern. I looked at the Tuesday drink Specials:

TUESDAY
Brian Scott Acoustic
$2.50 Wet Pussy
$2 Blowjob
$1.25 Drafts 2-4PM: Bud, Bud Lt, Coors Lt

and Saturdays

$3.25 Red Headed Slut

I heard of the Red Headed Sluts but damn I didn't know I could get Wet Pussy for Two Fi'ty.
its a sweet tasting drink. ladies love it as a shot well most do lol
I am a bartender. A wet pussy shot is half Malibu rum/ half tuaca Italian vanilla liquor and pineapple juice
Safe Sex on the Beach (for all you 21 and under readers)
3 oz Cranberry juice
3 oz Grapefruit juice
2 oz Peach nectar
Maraschino cherry
Pour over ice in a chilled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry.
Screaming Orgasm (For those experienced drinkers. Condoms not included)
1 oz Vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua
Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir.
Caution: Use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your
brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first.
Sex in the Shower (Umm no comment here!)
Fill Shaker with Ice
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
2 oz Orange juice
Shake and Strain into Champagne Flute.
A little green man from Mars (could he be related to the Jolly Green Giant)
1 mint green Maraschino cherry without stem
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze
Use a large shot glass. Remove stem from one Mint Green Maraschino Cherry and drop in glass. Pour Jagermeister and Rumple Minze.
A Piece of @$$ (I heard J-LO and Puffy would drink this all the time)
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Southern Comfort
Ice cubes
Top off with Sour mix
Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix.
Captain Crunch (The screen name my ex boyfriend used to use)
1 part Tequila Rose
1 part Vanilla schnapps
1 part Kahlua
1 part Cream
1 splash Grenadine
Pour all ingredients over ice, shake and strain into a rocks glass.
DeGeneration X (All you WWF fans can put the S*ck it! In this Drink!)
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Jim Beam
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Melon liqueur
1 bottle Zima
Pour liquors in first then add Zima.
1-900-FUK-MEUP (Kiddies this drink costs 2.99 a minute)
1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/4 oz Malibu rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Pineapple juice
Shake ingredients in a mixing tin filled with ice cubes. Strain into a rocks glass
(Created by the bar staff at TGI Fridays,Tallahassee FL.)
Monica Lewinsky BLOW drink (Don't like Billy Boy drink this one)
1/2 Brandy
1/2 Whisky
Mix and serve over ice.
The Ricky Martini (Living La Vida drink up!)
1 oz Absolut Peppar
1 oz Absolut Mandrin
1 splash Cointreau
1 splash Cranberry juice
1 dash Rose's Lime Juice
Shake with ice until frothy. Serve in cocktail glass. Garnish with a jalepeno stuffed olive.
Yuppidoo (I heard this was Scoody Doo's favorite drink)
1 oz Irish cream
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Galliano
1 oz Vanilla liqueur
1 dash Half-and-half
Shake all on Ice and strain into a Highballs Glass.
Tie me to the bed post (not on a first date though)
1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Midori Melon liqueur
1/2 oz Sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz Lemon vodka
Ice cubes
Shake with ice. Strain into sour glass.