As of where we stand today, gentlemen, the Buffalo game has officially collapsed. For the first time in a LONG time, it is virtually impossible to secure a legitimate session with any provider unless:
- You get off by being robbed by addicts and/or thugs.
- You are willing to provide your full name, driver’s license, place of employment, wife’s name, mother’s name, blood type, social security number, $600 non-refundable deposit, and a picture of yourself holding your member with your face in the shot for a half-hour “get to know me” session with a Tryst provider who uses pictures that aren’t hers.
- You are willing to get pinched for attempting to meet an Asian granny at Red Roof.
- You are a homosexual.
- You are willing to subject yourself to international legal troubles for a trip to Toronto.
Seriously, what is it, the shooting? This town has never been good, but now we’re flatlining.