What is the craziest/funniest thing that has happend to you in the hobby?

While my mishaps haven't been too crazy, I know you guys have some stories to tell! What else can you do except laugh at yourself when these things happen? I will go first...
The day I caught my hair on fire at the strip club
I was on the stage slinking around trying to look sexy. Business as usual at the club. These two guys came up to tip me. Well, I decided I would flip my long hair over as I danced all sultry for them. The table right next to the side stage had one of those little candles on it for the ambient effect. You could probably guess what happend next! Suddenly I heard something sizzling that smelled aweful. It was my hair! It had caught on fire. I had to clap my hands together to put out the little flame that started! The guys were laughing at me; I was laughing at me, but it was pretty damn embarrassing! Luckily there wasnt too many people in the club that evening. I ended up having to cut some of my hair.
Another time-
I was dancing for a gentleman during our session, and my heel got snagged on the carpet. Down I went! He was very sweet about it, and kept asking me if I was okay. This only added to my embarrassment, but I giggled at myself as the session went on.
Anyone else have a stupid story?

That's funny Britney, well at least they didn't try to throw a drink on you to help you out, lol.

My story also involves hair.
It was with one of my regular clients, that had come to see me before he headed to a music gig. Usually when I saw him, he dresses not so rocker looking, yet that night he was decked out in his rocker attire, including rings and bracelets. Now with him, he likes my hair down just cuz he likes to hold it or pull on it when doing oral on him. It started off normal, and after a while he grabbed my hair, twisting it in his hand and wrist and started to pull. No big deal but after a while when he tried to let go, he couldn't. His Slave bracelet (which was a ring and bracelet attached) along with another chain bracelet had caught my hair and tangled it good into the jewelry. Let's just say it took a while for me to get untangled, but no damage and after that he made sure he removed any hair tangling jewelry.

Probably, crashing in to my provider's incall.

1. Got SHAT upon. That was crazy! Laughed at it later. Much later.

2. Had my new car break down in the incall parking lot. Didn't have AAA card with me and had to call the SO for a ride home. That was crazy! But it wasn't funny!

Wow, that's some crazy stuff. I guess the few of us are the only ones that are willing to make asses of ourselves!

Hey, there's no statute of limitations on some things; I'm not going to relate those anecdotes, you know?

Anyway, my craziest sex was always civvie sex, I hobby to *avoid* drama.

Brit,
The craziest thing that ever happenned to me was my first appt with you, but I won't tell that one!! You can if you want to!!!!!

Yea I was going to bring that up, but I wasn't sure that I should! I forgot about the time a gentleman ran into my garage! He didn't even tell me until after the session! I guess he thought I was going to be mad? I felt sorry for his embarressment more than anything. It was all taken care of and no one was hurt. I still laugh about that.

The time my high school boyfriend's father knocked on the door is certainly up there...

What did you do sophie? If you don't mind? This sounds the most interesting story of all! I am getting the popcorn.

Hey, there's no statute of limitations on some things; I'm not going to relate those anecdotes, you know?

Anyway, my craziest sex was always civvie sex, I hobby to *avoid* drama. Originally Posted by 78704

same here

Hey hark...nice to see you posting more these days! I would have to agree that hobby interactions should not involve drama, but the entertainment these stories bring are priceless! I was hoping to get give a laugh or two in a place that has become rather drab lately, imo. We could all use a little lift of the spirit!

The craziest was with a girl I just met. We were "parking" at night at a park. The police caught us half undressed. They asked what we were doing. Then they said, "Oh, you're just parking." They let us know that police were keeping a close eye on the area due to recent vandalism, then wished us a good evening and left.

What did you do sophie? If you don't mind? This sounds the most interesting story of all! I am getting the popcorn. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

She called in a pinch hitter...

She called in a pinch hitter... Originally Posted by EllaInAustin

Sounds familiar Ella! :-)